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![Performers at the 2015 edition of PHAME. Photo courtesy of Mark Robinson.](https://millenniumphoenix.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/Screen-Shot-2024-05-10-at-10.54.40-AM-e1715352955389-1200x795.png)
Walking through the halls of Millennium Brooklyn High School, you might pass a choir singer, ballet dancer, or piano player. But it’s likely...
![Bebe Wood, Angourie Rice, Reneé Rapp, and Avantika Vandanapu in a promotional shoot for Mean Girls.](https://millenniumphoenix.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Mean-Girls-1200x675.jpg)
Tina Fey’s 2004 movie Mean Girls has managed to remain relevant for twenty years, embedding itself into the day to day life of a typical...
![Ms. Klaus teaching a sophomore Spanish II class](https://millenniumphoenix.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/IMG_8107-e1708120014884-1200x945.jpg)
The clock strikes 8, birds are chirping, the sun is shining and Senorita Klaus is eagerly waiting at her classroom door to inspire the minds...
![Goldberg takes the podium as 2021 state champion.](https://millenniumphoenix.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Malaya_5-e1656430298581-900x660.jpeg)
When one walks into Malaya Goldberg’s room, an array of gleaming medals are proudly displayed on the walls. If you caught a glimpse of the...
Every rom-com since 1999 has been about young love and how everyone's going to live happily ever after, but there's a reason they call the rom-com...
Note: As I rank the cafeteria offerings below, I will be offering my judgment with regard to the average specimen; the typical portion a student...
Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical piece not intended to offend and does not necessarily reflect the views of Millennium’s faculty...