Tina Fey’s 2004 movie Mean Girls has managed to remain relevant for twenty years, embedding itself into the day to day life of a typical...
The clock strikes 8, birds are chirping, the sun is shining and Senorita Klaus is eagerly waiting at her classroom door to inspire the minds...
Walking the halls of Millennium Brooklyn High School, you might hear a giddy student exclaim, “Guess who liked my post?!” Another might shout...
When one walks into Malaya Goldberg’s room, an array of gleaming medals are proudly displayed on the walls. If you caught a glimpse of the...
Every rom-com since 1999 has been about young love and how everyone's going to live happily ever after, but there's a reason they call the rom-com...
Note: As I rank the cafeteria offerings below, I will be offering my judgment with regard to the average specimen; the typical portion a student...
Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical piece not intended to offend and does not necessarily reflect the views of Millennium’s faculty...